Transformers: The Last Knight

By: Kevin Jordan A run-on sentence, but with explosions. I’ve got good news and bad news.  The good news is Transformers: The Last Knight is the third best (and third worst) movie in the franchise.  The...

Cars 3

By: Kevin Jordan You can take your stats and shove up them up your tailpipe. As a lifelong baseball fan, statistics are interesting to me, have been ever since I was a kid.  I loved reading...

The Mummy (2017)

By: Kevin Jordan No, a different mummy. Did you know that Universal Pictures is launching a whole franchise called Dark Universe?  Maybe I’m slipping a bit on Hollywood current events because I had not heard so...

Wonder Woman

By: Kevin Jordan No, I will not make a lasso of truth or wonder pun. As I write this (on May 31), Wonder Woman is currently enjoying a 97% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes (over 93...

Alien: Covenant

By: Kevin Jordan A great use of a mulligan. After the visually pleasing, but narrative mess that was 2012’s Prometheus, and the continued misses in the video game arena, the Alien franchise has been on life support...